Thursday, October 30, 2014
Sunday, October 5, 2014
D: Robert Parrish. After five years, ex-marine Rocky Malloy (Dick Powell), is sprung early from jail for a robbery when an alcoholic, amputee, fellow ex-marine (Richard Erdman) clears him with a fake alibi. In hopes of getting a cut of the stolen loot, the marine tags along while Rocky remains adamant about his innocence. Rocky looks up his cellmate’s deceptively wholesome wife (Rhonda Fleming) and moves into the same trailer park. He tracks down the bloated Castro (William Conrad of TV’s CANNON) to demand compensation for driving the getaway car and taking the fall for the gang. As a consolation, Castro gives him a tip on a horse that pays off big but with marked bills that only add to the ex-con ‘s anxieties. This sends Rocky goes on a wild goose chase to discover the origin of the cash and clear himself while an unrelenting detective tails him.
The film’s highlights include multiple double crosses, triple-crosses, shoot-ups, a tense game of Russian roulette, eccentric dames and some competent rear projection. Powell is ultra-smooth as the chain-smoking, black coffee guzzling Rocky, a role that fits him like a glove after playing Philip Marlowe and enough hard-boiled types. This is an excellent but lesser known RKO noir laced with dark humor and precision rapid-fire dialog that keeps the plot moving at a swift pace. The Olive blu-ray features a solid HD transfer from a well kept fine grain print.
Director Parrish was an ex-child actor, an editor and one of a few who helmed CASINO ROYALE (1967). Other directorial credits include the JOURNEY TO THE FAR SIDE OF THE SUN (1969) and 1971’s A TOWN CALLED HELL (aka A TOWN CALLED BASTARD) and some TWLIGHT ZONE episodes. The assistant to the producer is credited to Maurice Binder who went on to design the iconic main title sequences for many a classic 007 film. I’m baffled by Olive Films annoying logo that features a cyclopean buzzing bee with crackling, distorting audio. What‘s that all about? Why not an olive in a martini? Olives are nice in salads too. Previously on Republic VHS.
D: Joseph Kong (Joseph Velasco).
Lo Lieh (of FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH/KING BOXER fame) visits a sultry, shady lady named Rose, in search of Bruce Lee’s secret finger kung fu manual in the hopes of mastering the deadly finger-fu style (whatever the hell that is?}. When the highly coveted book gets into the wrong hands, Bruce Le arrives and goes into full-on, ass-whooping mode, giving Lieh‘s gang the figurative middle finger! Bruceploitaton hall of famer Bruce Le (aka Huang Jian Long/Wong kin Lung) is Bruce Wong flies in from the states only to find his mom dead with his sister missing and rumored to be a call girl! Pissed off, Wong visits an actress friend played by Nora Miao (from Bruce Lee’s FIST OF FURY, WAY OF THE DRAGON) for help as he descends into the dark, depraved depths of Hong Kong's underbelly, searching the brothels for his enslaved sister while trying to resist the many temptations and maintain his own moral standing. In one instance, Bruce persuades a hooker not to strip by offering her a grape!
Aside from the fun, quality kung fu action, you can expect a dizzying plethora of precision zoom-crazy camera work (that they don‘t teach in film school!), head-scratching dialog, nudity, gynecological torture by reptile, bell bottoms, platform shoes and other mutant mod 70’s fashions and hairstyles. You get a glimpse into a real wing chun studio where Le is offered some of Bruce Lee‘s old practice weapons as well as a training montage, a mini tribute to Yip Man, wooden dummy destruction, a gang bang in a circle of fire, eyeball dislocation, confusing editing, beer can finger fu, double nunchakus and other weaponry. At around the ninety-minute mark, this grindhouse gem culminates in a crazy, gimmicky finale.
Saturday, September 20, 2014
Our special guest reviewer Stephen M. Jones provides an emotional rant (slightly edited) and original illustration for the new HOUDINI movie. A more sober review will follow shortly after the blu-ray release in October. Enjoy.
D: Uli Edel. History Channel's two-part HOUDINI mini-series is a mixed bag that is entertaining enough but will severely date within 10-15 years.The narrative and structure of both episodes is very over-the-top and slightly annoying- a typical production of the 21st century with a sprinkling of cheap SYFY channel-style CGI throughout. The editing and pacing, especially during the tense or suspenseful moments, is appropriate and more stylish than what you might expect of a cable production of this sort.
The flow and structure of Nicholas Meyer's (SEVEN-PERCENT SOLUTION, INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS) script is superior to the complete work of fiction that was the 50's biopic starring Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh. Each scene is centered around a specific magic illusion (or a close representation of that trick) that triggers a flurry of flashbacks to an inspirational or emotional event. While much of the plot is fact-based but melded with myth, only on a few occassions does Meyer completely make stuff up; like Harry' wife Bess (Kristen Connolly) puffing a joint, Houdini's seduction by Margery the medium (Megan Dodds), Houdini’s career falter after 1914 (a plot device to pump up the drama?) or the depiction of Harry and Bess’s relationship as increasingly rocky as his career soars. Their marital struggles are evident throughout both episodes but was supposedly quite the opposite according to real life accounts.
I’m disappointed that they didn’t spend more time on Houdini’s successful film career. Instead it's conveyed that he hated movies and held a grudge against Charlie Chaplin. His movie work is only briefly referenced via a newspaper headline. What really angers me is the program's “hidden” meaning behind Houdini’s death. His demise is depicted as the tragic result of a curse put on him by disgruntled mediums for his disbelief in the afterlife. A sort of revenge for his not believing in ghosts. To me that kind of pisses on his serious work to expose mediums as rightful frauds and basically concludes he was wrong. The first episode also got carried away with a recent conspiracy theory promoting the idea that Houdini was a WW1 spy who aided the U.S. in bringing down political regimes. This gives the entire first episode the feeling that you're watching a bizarre 007 spin off. The real tragedy is that most viewers will come away believing this spy scenario as fact.
Adrien Brody wasn’t exactly a smart casting choice for Houdini. Brody seems to play the same character in all of his roles and is a very middle of the road kind of actor. His portrayal of Houdini is okay - he’s likable. But he looks physically nothing like Houdini who was short and stocky with a wide face. Brody is too tall with a boney narrow face and a long lanky body and more suitable for The Shadow than the famous escape artist. From all accounts, people who met Houdini said he was a very intense personality and everything about him said he was an entertainer. Brody doesn’t project this strongly enough with his monotone voice, plain emotions and gestures.
John Debney's (SIN CITY, IRON MAN 2) music is absolute garbage as it follows the “300 trend” of using contemporary styles to set the mood and tone of a story that takes place in the early 20th century. The horribly composed and arranged bombastic, sterile synthesizer-ladened techno score comes off real pretentious. Some cues are literally just electronic noises mixed too loud and often competing with the dialogue. I don’t understand this new trend that utilizes trendy music for a period piece movie! It’s not cool, clever, or creative at all. Just because it’s “totally not what you’d expect” doesn't mean it works. If you’re going to go for this stupid “artistic license” at least use good music. Even the upcoming John Adams special, promoted during commercial breaks, has a Rolling Stones soundtrack. That I can live with because the ‘Stones’ aren’t some 30 year-old messing around on a laptop trying to make “cool” and “edgy” computer music. Although in this case it isn't the proverbial "young dude", it's a composer who has cranked out some great scores in his day. HOUDINI would have been better served with a traditional orchestral score instead of this awful new direction that'll be the main cause for this production's soon to be out-dated style.
All in all, HOUDINI was handled oddly as far as cast, music and plot choices. Although it could've been A LOT WORSE it nevertheless remains entertaining, suspenseful and worthy of a few repeat viewings.
It's okay to come out Adrien, Stephen's done venting.
Monday, September 8, 2014
D: Ken Hughes. Harry Miller (Victor Mature) is an American serviceman stationed in Europe who is eager to get back to his home turf. When his transfer is granted, he joyously informs his spouse and son only to be dismayed at his Brit wife‘s wildy negative reaction. The couple reach a compromise that requires a month's delay so she can visit the her parents in Liverpool. In true noir fashion, this proves to be a bad move that triggers a series of spiraling tragic events. Harry’s misfortune begins when he takes a temporary trucking (hauling) gig that gets him entangled with local gangsters guided by the corrupt cigar chomping contractor, Mr. Easy (Patrick Allen). His first day on the job spells doom when Harry witnesses an act of theft, gets nicely bruised up and bumps into Mr. Easy’s bosomy platinum coiffed mistress, Lynn (Diana Dors). Things only get worse for Harry when Lynne is publicly humiliated by the boss and seeks solace in Harry’s truck. Events snowball from there as Harry gets more and more entangled in Mr. Easy’s sticky web.
This well-paced British noir presents Mature at his stoic best, facing an endless, devestating array of physical and psychological hurdles. Dors (her curvaceous wax figure graced the Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s album cover- NOT Marilyn Monroe‘s as is sometimes mistaken) shows a startling dramatic range that was out of reach by most of the era's over-hyped studio sex bombs. Dors does justice to the part of Lynn, playing the abused, misunderstood and sympathetic gangster’s moll to perfection. In later years, Dors put on extra pounds and was pretty much relegated to character parts where she still managed to proved memorable. Up until her tragic early death, she racked up a slew of credits in the horror and softcore genres and occasionally appeared alongside horror icons Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing and Vincent Price. Patrick Allen is familiar to Brit horror hounds for his parts in Hammer’s NIGHT CREATURES (aka CAPTAIN CLEGG) and Terence Fisher’s NIGHT OF THE BIG HEAT (aka ISLAND OF THE BURNING DOOMED)- both recently released on U.K. blu-ray. The sturdy supporting cast includes Gene Anderson (DAY THE EARTH CAUGHT FIRE), Peter Reynolds (DALEKS INVASION EARTH 2150 A.D.), Liam Redmond (CURSE OF THE DEMON), John Welsh (REVENGE OF FRANKENSTEIN, RASPUTIN THE MAD MONK) and a quickie cameo by Norman Rossington (A HARD DAY’S NIGHT). Hammer horror fans will recognize a certain forest location.
Trevor Duncan’s powerful, emotion-wrought music is accented with tingly harp glissandi, utilized to similar effect by Bernard Herrmann for his classic TAXI DRIVER score. One of Duncan's pulse-pounding cues will be instantly familiar to fans of Ed Wood’s PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE. Director Hughes helmed two Ian Fleming screen adaptations- CASINO ROYALE (1967) and CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG (1968). The anamorphic DVD is matted at 1.85 and boasts a robust fine grain transfer that showcases Basil Emott’s (CURSE OF THE FLY) crisp monochrome photography. Some of the dynamic, razor sharp close ups are breath-taking when up converted on a blu-ray player. This Columbia Classics made-to-order DVD-R includes the original, lurid trailer as the sole extra.
This is a much maligned but surprisingly tight, moody, atmospheric bargain basement mystery with a few effective set pieces. This poverty row potboiler is notable for the only screen appearance by Mrs. Harry, Houdini, credited here as Madame Houdini, and clearly playing herself. Ms. Houdini, returns from another failed séance attempt to reach her dead escape artist spouse and concludes once and for all that spiritualism is bunk. There’s also some disturbing stock footage of India’s faithful, fanatical masses washing their sins away in the river Ganges. After LaGagge’s debunking, the print ends abruptly during the predictable happy ending with a final cameo by Bess Houdini.
This film was probably controversial for its time and possibly offensive to some today, for its strong criticism of the naive faithful and mysticism in general. The film is still relevant and provides timeless commentary on con men and religious scams. In that sense, the film continues in the tradition of Houdini’s life work.
Overall, this is a painless crime thriller that runs little over an hour (imdb lists 90 minutes but poverty row quickies rarely ever clocked in at those lengths!) . The budget-priced Alpha disc is very murky from a dupey VHS source but watchable nonetheless. It’s sure to please die hard b-movie and Houdini fanatics. The film‘s suitably alternate title was RELIGIOUS RACKETEERS and can be viewed here with that title card at: https://archive.org/details/Religious_Racketeers_1938
Sunday, August 31, 2014
D: Rene Cardona. Maura Monti is a busty, big-haired Italian beauty who became popular in the spicy wild world of Mexican genre films. Monti stars as the curvy crime fighter/wrestler known as the Batwoman who is called in to solve the mystery of dead wrestlers washing up on the usually pristine Acapulco beaches. In no time at all, Batwoman traces the beached hombres to a mad scientist with the less than sinister name of Dr. Williams, and his goofy lackey Igor, in the grisly quest for glands to create a super race of radio-controlled, red bug-eyed gill men. Nothing, it seems, is too big and bad for Batwoman to handle except her single phobia- mice!
Among the film’s many exploitable elements, you’ll notice more than a nod to the CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON, gratuitous acid disfigurement, karate, judo, lucha libre, wet lingerie, bikinis, big hairdos, a laboratory and a snappy twist jazz score. The underwater photography is surprising effective and the colorful locations are a visual plus. A stand out sequence is the underwater fight scene where Batwoman wards off the attack of an amorous gill man that culminates in a gasoline-fueled water fire! It's well-done and predates the memorable deep sea zombie attack in Lucio Fulci’s ZOMBI (1979).
Monti added some wholesome sex appeal to muchas peliculas in the wrestling, spy, sci-fi and horror genres during the 60s and 70s where she shared the screen with such legends as El Santo, Mil Mascaras, Blue Demon and even Boris Karloff! It’s odd that this fast-paced actioner was never snatched up for U.S. distribution. An enterprising distributor like K. Gordon Murray could have made a box office killing with some cheap dubbing and lurid advertising. The VCI DVD is 4x3, in the Spanish language un-subbed with a soft but colorful image. You can watch BAT WOMAN in its entirety on YouTube with decent fan subs. Cardona’s son, Rene Jr., went on to become a prolific director in his own right.